The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision making whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short. Tall. Light. Dark. Caf. Decaf. Low fat. Non-fat. Et cetera. So people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95 get, not just a cup of coffee, but an absolutely defining sense of self. TALL. DECAF. CAPPUCCINO.